my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions